5. ›You Can Make Me Dance, Sing Or Anything (Even Take The Dog For A Walk, Mend A Fuse, Fold Away The Ironing Board, Or Any Other Domestic Shortcomings)‹ (The Faces)

4. ›Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn‘t Get Sued‹ (Fall Out Boy)

3. ›This Is My First Day And I‘m Indian And I Work At A Gas Station‹ (Sun Kil Moon)

2. ›You‘re The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly‹ (Loretta Lynn & Conway Twitty)

1. ›They‘re Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!‹ (Napoleon XIV)